Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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