she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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