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Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.