have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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