Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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