i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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