What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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