Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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