Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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