Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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