you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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