The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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