just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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