Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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