It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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