Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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