So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize