he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
They are going to name an STD after you.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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