Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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