Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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