guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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