He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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