Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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