Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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