Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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