We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
In America we eat man semen.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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