That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Randomize
