I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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