oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
third nipple confirmed
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