His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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