you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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