Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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