Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
one two three fourrrrnication!
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
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David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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