its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
dude. I can hear the air.
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