I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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