is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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