WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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