Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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