why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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