She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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