Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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