you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
When did angry sex become our thing?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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