Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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