you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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