Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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