hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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