another moral hangover. fuck.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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