Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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