whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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