Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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