He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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