I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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