is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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