a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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