Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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