do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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