Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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