You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Do vagina's smell?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Someone signed my nipple.
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