The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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